Heimlich auf dem Klo lese ich nebenher schon wieder sämtliche Watchbände. Ob das gesund ist?

The Librarian was, of course, very much in favour of reading in general, but readers in particular got on his nerves. There was something, well, sacrilegious about the way they kept taking books off the shelves and wearing out the words by reading them. He liked people who loved and respected books, and the best way to do that, in the Librarian's opinion, was to leave them on the shelves where Nature intended them to be.
Terry Pratchett - Men at Arms